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Glee N' Juice!!! »

Verse 1

With so much drama at Mckinley,

its kinda hard bein fans of G-L- double E but i somehow, someway

keep watchin my television screen every single tuesday

may i kick a lil somethin for the gleeks and

make a few ships as i watch you

8 in the evenin’ and the show is just startin so best leave me alone

i got gleeks in the living room singin the songs and they aint leavin til new girl come on (new girl come on)

so what u wanna do? see i got a fridge full of slushies and my homegirls do too

so turn off the lights and sit on the floor

but….for what? we bout to watch the show!

so we go sip a slushie to this, straws up, lids off as we watch this samcedes ship!

(chours: x2)

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry!

brain freeze!!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

Verse 2

I love rachel, brittany, mike, kurt and quinn, artie, tina, santana, mercedes, sam, puck, and finn

how i really wish they were friends of mine

sue, blaine,lauren, and sugar, mr schuester so fine

everything was divine when u wrote the cast a stooory

we had terri trynna get quinn and pucks baby, just listen,

to the words that gleeks tweet we need continuity to get us from week to week

lets get to talkin bout this chick named shelby, who once gave birth to a baby

rachel berry, that right theres yo mommy!!

so much drama in these scenes, oh my god i cant breathe

jeeze!!! karofsky just kissed kurt, oh my heart hurts GLEEOTCH!!!! im just

(chours:x2)

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry!

brain freeze!!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

Verse 3

For lunch everyday, my girl coach beiste come through with some chicken, rotisserie

but be careful homie, cause you know kurts dad had a stroke

cholesterol aint no joke, but ima back up off u and talk about my ships now

kurt and blaine a couple, yea they klaine right now!

but the drama aint stoppin, stuff’s still poppin

finn proposed to rachel, cause thats the only option

he sees, so much drama goin on

quinn got in a wreck textin on her phone

im so upset yo i cant take no mo’

but i love this show, so i’ll just be

(chours:x2)

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry!

brain freeze!!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry!

brain freeze!!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry!

brain freeze!!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

Watchin gleeeee sippin our slushies, blue raspberry! GLEEOTCH!

with our mind on our slushies and our slushies on our mind

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When my mom is on the phone

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?

Me:

CELL BLOCK TANGO
Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, SugaryQuoe, Samcedes
Glee had it comingGlee had it comingGlee only had itself to blameIf you’d have been thereIf you’d have seen itI betcha you would have done the same!
You know how producershave these little habitsThat get you down. Like Ryan.Ryan liked to ship Finchel.No, not ship STAN.Well, I came home this one dayAnd I am really irritated, andI just want to watch my OTPand there’s Ryan writingbad scripts, producing the showand shippin’. No, not shippin’.Stannin’. So, I said to him,I said, “Ryan, you stan thatFinchel one more time…”and he did.So I took the shotgun off the walland I fired two warning shots… …into his head.
Hah! He had it comingHe had it comingHe took a good showIn its primeAnd then he used itAnd he abused itIt was a murderBut not a crime!
Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, SugaryQuoe, Samcedes
Now, I’m sitting in the living roompreparing to watch television after dinner,minding my own business,and in storms my jailer Glee,in a jealous rage.“You been watching other shows,”Glee says. Glee was crazyand Glee kept screamin’,“You been watching other shows.”And then Glee ran into my knife.Glee ran into my knife ten times!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThe dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Glee had it comin’ Glee had it comin’Glee had it comin’All along‘Cause if they used usAnd they abused usHow could you tell us That we were wrong?

CELL BLOCK TANGO

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Glee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.

Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Now, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
“You been watching other shows,”
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
“You been watching other shows.”
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?

simpledisneythings:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

darrenfartspuppies:

sometimes I remember that Darren Criss is in fact a fully grown adult man and it’s just really confusing because